scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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