Small penises have feelings too.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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