Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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