What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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