im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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