Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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