I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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