do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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