worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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