Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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