I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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