im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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