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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sorry about my life...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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