so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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