I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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