He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
