Sry I called you an 8
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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