You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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