i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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