WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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