If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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