Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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