I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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