Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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