? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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