I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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