I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I forgot how hot balto sounded
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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