She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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