This girl is more easily done than said...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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