You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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