Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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