ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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