Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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