Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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