What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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