I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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