Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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