OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Farmville is her only friend.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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