I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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