I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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