How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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