You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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