i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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