Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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