Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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