Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he shaved USA in his pubs
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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