Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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