Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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