I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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