Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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