So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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