No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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