Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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